- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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