Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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