Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

black people swimming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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