What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Knock knock Go away

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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