What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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