What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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anal seepage

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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