- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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