Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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