- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

i love to lick...

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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