- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's half of 8? o

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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