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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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