- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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