- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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