person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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No!

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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