What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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woman's rights

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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