- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

... Chan chan

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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