What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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