- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

kieran is a homosexual

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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