- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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