Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Adam Chebali has no life

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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