What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I am a mime

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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