FIONN'S LIFE

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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