what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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