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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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