- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

How do you make a car? You build it.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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