What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

here's a joke... the american education society

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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