- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

The Morman Religion.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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