- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Who wants water? I do.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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