- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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