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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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