Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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