When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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