Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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