- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Obama walks into a hospital....

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How high is the sky? True or False

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Granny porn!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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