What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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