- Anti Joke

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.