Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Justin Bieber.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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