Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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