- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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