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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I agree to the terms and conditions

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

69

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...