- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

how do you win a game try your best

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Sex

A woman is carried out of a bar.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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