- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

I am a mime

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