What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Latvia isn't a joke

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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