YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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i love to lick...

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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