An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Suck pussy

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Soccer...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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