- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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