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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Neil is a reterd.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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