- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A man died.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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