What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Women can vote? WTF

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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penis

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Justin Bieber.

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