- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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